I just defacated a feces!
January 1, 2010Shit vs. Feces, Defacation vs. Taking a Shit.
Archive for January 1st, 2010
Never hide a carrot in your butt…
Carrots in your butt will draw the attention of rabbits…
Porn is porno is pornography, and it still wrecks you.
Porn is a killer, and Ron Jeremy’s fee-hike!
Twitter makes you a Twatter, in the spelling department.
Twitter makes bad spellers out of good spellers, especially if you’re trying to spell “turd”…
New Year’s Resolution #218.
I’m just too old, tired, and really quite lazy, to care about resolutions, but #218 I hold dear to my heart so I’m going to go ahead and make this one a reality this year, even if it kills you.
Soundgarden will re-unite!
Seattle “grunge” titans Soundgarden will re-unite for 2010…