Electric turkey knife…

December 13, 2009

They’re good for more than just Thanksgiving turkey. I don’t know about the vast majority of folks out there, but I can clog a Ferguson (toilet bowl) up good and tight. Plungers only go so far in the dislodging process and then you’ve got to break out the big guns and that’s when the turkey knife comes in handy. It can overheat or tap-out if it hits a peanut, but it gets the job done and the toilet then can continue to flush proper in order to serve the next bottom.

One a side-note; I really dislike pooping at somebody else’s home, clogging up the toilet bowl, only to find out that they, for whatever reason, don’t own a plunger. Very awkward when you go turd-surfing out of their bathroom…

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