Tiger “Woody” Woods is now a Cheetah!

December 12, 2009

Hey, we all fuck up from time-to-time don’t we, but good ole’ Tiggy Woody (golf great Tiger Woods) needs to get his ass out on the public stage and fess up in person. It will take real golf balls to do so, but he’ll be a better man for taking such a leap, and perhaps in the process be able to at least salvage just a sliver of dignity and decency out of it all. Captain Jack Sparrow no longer wishes to carry around Tiger’s moral compass. Hopefully he’ll still have his game about him, but from now on maybe he should try and keep it in his pants, and out of other women’s hair-pies.

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