Archive for December, 2009

Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays?

I celebrate Christmas in most respects, not a generic “holiday” (so as not to offend anyone who does not). It’s just Christmas, and always has been for me. Just be safe and happy, no matter what you do, or don’t, celebrate.

If you want to be treated like everyone else…

I am not you, you are not me. I don’t want to be you, you don’t want to be me.

“Woman is the Nigger of the World” ~ John Lennon

Woman is the Nigger of the World…

Chit from Chinola!

The more shit I see from China (Made in China) the higher the lead content in my body rises. If it isn’t made in China then is must be a mirage…

Electric turkey knife…

They’re good for more than just Thanksgiving turkey. I don’t know about the vast majority of folks out there, but I can clog a Ferguson (toilet bowl) up good and tight. Plungers only go so far in the dislodging process and then you’ve got to break out the big guns and that’s when the turkey [...]

Tiger “Woody” Woods is now a Cheetah!

Tiger Woody can’t keep it in his pants, nor out of other women’s hair-pies, besides that of his wife’s…